I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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