I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
how can u be prego again
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
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I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
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Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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