im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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