Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
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Matt's offering to breast feed it.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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