I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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