his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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