There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
