Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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