Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
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As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
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I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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