i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
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Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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