I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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