Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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