I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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