I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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