I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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