Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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