She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
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