I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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