remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
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My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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