Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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