yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
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Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
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Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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