Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
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This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
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Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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