i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
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She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
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When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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