dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
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Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
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My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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