Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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