i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
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my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
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My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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