Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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