You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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