i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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