she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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