Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
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And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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