Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
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Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
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I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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