Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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