She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I'm experimenting with sincerity
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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