so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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