I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
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JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
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Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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