I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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