i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
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Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
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He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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