Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
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i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
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turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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