They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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