Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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