We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
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I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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