I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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