why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
this will be a night to untag.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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