I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
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I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Dick very happy bro
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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