This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
oh god was she eating orange peels again
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
The air was thick with penises
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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