somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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