3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
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I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
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I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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