Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
You've changed since you got that strap on
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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