I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
