She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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