i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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