last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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