I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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