You kept calling me your small dog last night.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
The ass gains better be worth it
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